面試人員給一位前來應徵的男士一張履歷表,於是就填了這樣的資料.... 主- C& l8 y# d+ W. b& D" W' s
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管看到後,卻當場淚流滿面。 6 _. }1 j" b2 W1 B2 Y ) N) I/ a1 G( o3 Y 2 F ~' z% H1 f& {. d- q姓名:English or Chinese? (英文or中文?!) 5 F* N/ x" f+ \, Z( q! @2 J) F0 [1 f* G/ m5 q
年齡:Confidential (機密) 0 T7 j$ @, w% y8 _, Q + h6 `/ Q" ?* T! ]身高:Not related to the job (跟工作無關) . b/ Z$ ^1 B9 N! i: r ! U$ v4 C. G, K9 m4 A# v; ~體重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after4 \4 q, Y3 Q! ]
) q* x$ S" p) C$ ^ g! o5 a) [(一直有在變化,用餐前後都不相同) 9 E2 M& E, `0 g* `4 w3 t - ? o0 _/ t1 b居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific ! I, H8 S+ ~! Q2 R9 T- [% y8 M X
(我的每個階段居住的地方都不同,請指出特定的時期)! s% ~! f) H" D# j
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電話:Ericsson (行動電話的廠牌名-__-"..) 8 R& i- K# h. x : P, a/ H# O" O" U1 `; W# m電子郵件:Only give to pretty and rich girls- w+ k$ t9 E7 K
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(只給美麗和有錢的女生): f( I! n, x! O0 k+ E
8 K, f" b/ a6 R* [" n2 ?% R上班時間:the shorter the better (時間越短越好)4 v2 h7 w1 ?( Y
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應徵職位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young - |, E6 y$ Z7 u- I3 t) ?3 C1 K; B7 U' P# O: p0 t
girls (希望不用太忙於公事,但必須有許多漂亮妹妹和年輕妹妹圍繞在旁邊) & |4 k& Y/ t& A: Q' ]- q x+ e, H+ l, K9 x: S: w: C& u學歷:Graduated at the wild chicken university (畢業於野雞大學)" t, e6 E$ _: r" T, Z( b- W) _
% U7 v$ {& _9 d4 ^! }2 @+ E. o語言能力:fluent in bullshits (瞎掰非常流利)4 f- i. m' s5 ]5 K9 K
7 U2 e( S; I& z6 {# @7 y興趣:Sleeping and sleeping (睡覺AND睡覺) 0 V0 S$ ]: h3 x : k* T* V5 O& A4 C: W4 K經歷:Fooling around all the time (一直都是遊手好閒) ( @" O B4 L* a4 r; R# ~' K 6 r3 M7 T0 a" e曾任職位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific a6 y# _: X! c! u4 k4 r% s ! b2 N* V5 n& w(請註明是要詢問哪一種...正派的or不正派的)* @% M9 K/ D1 A* _7 x! a# Z
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已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in( Q7 ?/ S: n* a$ {! X: v C
( D6 o" W5 _2 X. X( Tyour company (仍然正在找尋有錢的漂亮妹妹,並且希望能在你們公司找 , t- _& k5 [1 C* _$ K' c! p# v3 Y( s4 F! s1 ^: ]
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% P, `3 B) K9 C1 K2 _9 R& h! v未來期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible 6 T1 l" G+ l& U: I2 A% b6 [0 f. g2 q# X8 B/ Z4 }& K$ K
(能有個表演的舞台(可愛現),並且能越快退休越好)& V9 M: F3 X- ^0 h9 t. R& q% V9 a
6 G% w. H& C! o. G! F希望待遇:Lesser workload the better (工作量越少越好) ) C2 v4 `* z; H( O; c& S9 B# c! I! {& \8 I* b3 a1 [! f
: [" `" h: u: R d接著,他們再看第二位應徵者時,這時連吃著飯的經理則吐了出來,董事3 P8 e, C- q* ~" l; E